Sunday, January 20, 2008

Day 3: Saltwater Rinse


This morning I did the salt water rinse for the first time.
This involves mixing 1 quart of luke warm water with 2 teaspoons of uniodized sea salt and then drinking it... quickly. At first it is just kind of salty, but by the end it is down right gaging.

I started drinking the stuff at 9:12 am, finished it at 9:26 and at 9:42 it was of the utmost importance that I got to the bathroom. and that lasted about an hour... and now I am definitely being cleansed.

From what I read, the laxative tea "loosens" and the salt water rinse "clears away" the toxins. Brother, I am here to tell you, it does indeed "clear away"...

I have gone now 7 times in the last hour and it is like nothing I have ever experienced. literally shooting water out of your butt... The stuff dreams are made of. You know when you fill your cup at one of those self serve soda machines? It's kinda like that.

the going count stands at 15.

4 comments:

SmithJ said...

Suggestion. Fill that sea salt container with some of your newly conjured butt water and save it for a rainy day. I'm saving my applause for the snakeskin. Viva Day 4!

w.j. DeBalt said...

That's a damn fine idea. I am sure it would make a wonderful gift... by the mail perhaps.

SmithJ said...

I know what you're thinking. And the answer is yes. Maybe I could use it to keep my cat from digging in the house plants. Or as the broth of a fine chili.

w.j. DeBalt said...

then when people said your chilli was crappy, they wouldn't be lying. This really take the secret ingedient to a whole new level!