A month ago, if you would have told me that I could have gone a week without eating food, I would have finished my cheeseburger and then punched you in the stomach. I have now made it over a week with no chewing, and I feel great. I am not going to lie, I am looking forward to eating next week, but I don't really have a real hunger.
This ranks up there with the time I rode in the back of a Pickup for 25 hours straight. Got in in Naples, Fl after drinking a ice tea and eating a roll of sprees and I didnt get out for 25 hours until I was in Detroit.
gone: 57
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Rectum... Damn near killed him. 57 times in 7 days for an average of 8.1 times per day. I am pretty sure that Martha Stewart would eat off the lining of your Colon right now.
Awesome. K1/2
Wow. If I had a spree for every time you've pooped...
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