Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Day 6: noon

Ever wonder what would happen to your butt if you went to the bathroom 47 times in 5+ days? Well, I can tell you exactly what, and it aint pretty. Holy Jesus! But hey, what should I expect when cayenne pepper is 1/3 of my diet. Much more of this and my eye color is going to change.

Did the salt water wash again this morning. Flush is the correct term too.

In the last 24 hours I have done all of the following:
Happily made use of the Target bathroom.
Had to get out of the shower (quickly) to go to the bathroom.
Seriously thought about putting a sponge in my butt.
Been meticulously planning my daily menu for next week.

1 comment:

SmithJ said...

Spongebutt Greasepants?