Smooth Move! What a great name for a laxative tea. This stuff isnt that bad either. I mean you could totally serve this to someone as a joke, lets say the night before they are supposed to run a fun run.
I once worked with a disadvantaged youth. One day he wrote on the wall: "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger". As someone who appreciates irony, you can imagine the smile on my face when the day after he wrote this, said youth was shot twice while on his front porch. He lived, and I like to think he emerged stronger...mentally, if not physically. I have similar hopes for you, my friend. Much like the proverbial butterfly, I hope to see you emerge from your sticky cocoon of cayenne and lemon. It will be glorious.
In related news, my food intake yesterday: scrambled eggs, bacon,and coffee...pizza and apple juice...many newcastles, guacamole, and a wicked chimichanga. You were toasted in absentia.
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I once worked with a disadvantaged youth. One day he wrote on the wall: "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger". As someone who appreciates irony, you can imagine the smile on my face when the day after he wrote this, said youth was shot twice while on his front porch. He lived, and I like to think he emerged stronger...mentally, if not physically. I have similar hopes for you, my friend. Much like the proverbial butterfly, I hope to see you emerge from your sticky cocoon of cayenne and lemon. It will be glorious.
In related news, my food intake yesterday: scrambled eggs, bacon,and coffee...pizza and apple juice...many newcastles, guacamole, and a wicked chimichanga. You were toasted in absentia.
A smoother move would be to quit your fast, but continue this blog with the peanut gallery none the wiser. Bourne Secondthoughts?
I too had guacamole. And Porter.
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